America's Next Top Model

Scene: 

Living room couch, 3936 Illinois St, San Diego. Early evening. Empty champagne bottles, vinyl lps, and polaroids of skinny, dirty, tattooed boys in tighty-whities litter the hardwood floors. One of these boys may or may not be sleeping in an adjacent bedroom. A cat cries plaintively at the screen door. 

Characters:

Suzanne: early-mid 20's, small, brunette, tattooed, more than likely hungover, but drinking anyway

Kara: early-mid 20's, small, blonde, tattooed, more than likely hungover, but drinking anyway

Act One:

Both girls are curled up on a small Ikea couch, idly flipping through fashion magazines, while the television blares in the background.

Kara: half motions to the TV, while thoughtfully dragging on her cigarette. "You know Suzanne, if we were taller, we could be models."

Suzanne: glances up from magazine, sips from her Miller Lite, pauses briefly. "Yes, and if we had penises, we could be men."

End Scene.

Fin.