Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Satanists
I recently have been converted to Satanism. It was actually quite fun and didn't involve virgins (they don't exist any more) or blood. The conversion process involved delicious uni from a fine sushi establishment, vodka Gibson’s on the rocks from a reputable piano bar, and finally Budweiser and pot. I think that was Anton Levay's method. From what I summed up from this night of excess is that Satanists are unapologetic for their hedonistic lifestyles. Sign me up. It is also sooooo hipster bullshit chic to claim that as a religion. Way cooler than being a Jedi.
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ReplyDeleteThats so funny. I once went on a blind date with a Satanist. It was double blind since I didn't now she was into sacrifice. From the start it seemed normal, we went out for thin crust pizza. Had a beer then I asked to handle the last slice when she told me about her dagger collection and her pagan store with dragons and crystal balls. I stuck around to see what else she was into. Later that night at the bar she tried to shoot energy into my hands. Others at the bar watched. But nothing happened. She said I was probably blocking it with my ego. Then she told me she was seeing someone else but wasn't happy with him because he had a tiny penis, then asked me if that was going to be a problem.
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